Funny Dracula Halloween Shirt, Vampire Dad Joke Shirt, Your Date Will Suck Dracula Shirt, Spooky Comfort Colors Tee for Halloween Lovers

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🎃 Looking for a hilarious Halloween shirt that bites back? This vampire dad joke tee is a spooky hit for Halloween parties and trick-or-treat fun! Featuring Dracula with a gothic date-night twist, this bold design guarantees your date will... SUCK. 😄

Perfect for Dracula fans, pun lovers, or anyone who lives for Halloween humor. Printed on soft Comfort Colors tees in 8 hauntingly good colors.

🦇 Limited run for spooky season—get yours before they disappear into the night!

🧵 Product Details:

Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 tee (vintage-washed look & feel)

100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in vibe

Relaxed fit – comfy & true to size

Available in 8 Halloween-friendly colors

Professionally printed with durable, high-quality inks

Designed & shipped with care from a small US-based shop

Perfect for Halloween parties, horror movie nights, or gifting

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out

Tumble dry low or hang to dry

Do not iron directly on the design

*Note about Comfort Colors 1717 sizing: Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirts have a unisex style and sizing. Thus, they have a larger, more relaxed fit than t-shirts that are sized specifically for ladies. If you prefer a more fitted look, you can order a size smaller than your regular sizes (or contact me through Etsy messages, and I can substitute another shirt brand. Please be sure to watch the Comfort Colors 1717 sizing video and review the size chart for more information.

💌 How to Order:
1. Choose your shirt color and size on the drop down menu.
2. Add to cart and get ready to show off your Halloween spirit!

Care instructions
* Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
* Do not bleach
* Tumble dry: low heat
* Iron, steam or dry: low heat
* Do not dry clean

Thank you for your business! Please contact me with any questions you may have!